Naughty Christmas Quotes

#1. If she picked Roland over you, that makes her the greatest fool who ever lived.

Sarah J. Maas

#2. But I am satisfied that the information that we have that this is the work of Zarqawi, is accurate.

John Abizaid

#3. Improve with each breath. Every negative vibration returns 10 fold.

Harbhajan Singh Yogi

#4. Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Gary Allan

#5. I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree, his name written in big bold letters on the front of it.
Ian might be family, but he still had been a very naughty boy this year.

Jeaniene Frost

#6. NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?
Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? And being poor don't mean being naughty, neither.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Is it really pain you feel, Mrs. Das, or is it guilt?

Jhumpa Lahiri

#8. A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.

Soren Kierkegaard

#9. The women with high social pressure seem to be amongst the strongest carriers of the possibility of breast cancer.

Caroline Myss

#10. Every new party, every new bunch of people, and I start thinking that maybe this is my chance.That I'm going to be normal this time. A new leaf. A fresh start. But then I find myself at the party, thinking, Oh, yeah. This again.

Carol Rifka Brunt

#11. Having people be impressed with a house is not a compliment. You don't want them to say, 'What a place!' You want them to sit down and enjoy it.

Robert Denning

#12. Many people know what they want to have, but have no idea of who they want to be. Getting 'things' simply will not fulfill you. Only living and doing what you believe is 'the right thing' will give you that sense of inner strength that we all deserve.

Tony Robbins

#13. I know the game wasn't a classic, but the night was about more than that-it was about bringing back the memories and raising money for former heroes who have now fallen on hard times.

David Ginola