Naughtier Quotes

#1. What was she thinking? He was her mechanic, not a piece of meat. Although, if he were a piece of meat, he'd be a big, juicy porterhouse, the naughtier side of her thought. -Gabby, Love in Greener Pastures

Amanda Bretz

#2. Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do!

Scarlett Avery

#3. If had to label myself, I guess classical liberal would be best.

David Harsanyi

#4. What are we (I ask) but puppets in a show-box? Oh, omnipotent Destiny, pull our strings gently! Dance us mercifully off our moserable little stage!

Wilkie Collins

#5. To my mind, an adventure is something a person willingly undertakes.

Nathaniel Philbrick

#6. We must ensure that today's seniors' benefits are rock solid and find a solution that fixes Social Security for the next generation that is just entering the workforce.

John Thune

#7. Having jettisoned all my ballast, I concentrated on escaping.

Walter Moers

#8. Complaining is an insult to God.

Monica Johnson

#9. Modern science is necessarily a double-edged tool, a tool that cuts both ways ... There is no doubt that a Zeppelin is a wonderful thing; but that did not prevent it from becoming a horrible thing.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#10. I gave my heart to the Lord, and I remember the incident vividly. The Lord spoke to me. I know that sounds funny. It was not an audible voice or anything of that nature.

Jimmy Swaggart

#11. When you hear the call to happiness, it is your responsibility to answer it.

Britt Reints

#12. Strange it's such a quiet peaceful existence and I'm enjoying it so thoroughly.

Laura Joplin

#13. The premise of Nossiter in 'Mondovino' would have been a lot more accurate when I started writing about wine in 1978 than when the movie was made in 2003. When I started, I was enormously critical of California wines, and I thought the entire wine industry was on a real slippery slope.

Robert M. Parker Jr.

#14. You go on. You set one foot in front of the other, and if a thin voice cries out, somewhere behind you, you pretend not to hear, and keep going.

Geraldine Brooks

#15. I am here in spirit with you and you are in my prayers. Remember God is with you, and have faith in the fact that this too shall pass.

Michael Jackson