Native American Humor Quotes

#1. To regain our morale, we need both enlightenment (knowing what to do) and encouragement (feeling confident that we can do it).

Chaitanya Charan Das

#2. I'm a freak with power.

Sherman Alexie

#3. Curiosity, imagination, inventiveness expand with use, like muscles,and atrophy with neglect.

Paul Gruchow

#4. I advise you to be suspicious of any black American whose family does not claim a blood connection to Native Americans. That's a clear sign of a racial infiltrator who has not done enough research.

Baratunde R. Thurston

#5. My only hope for the world is in bringing the human mind into contact with divine revelation.

William E. Gladstone

#6. They became millionaires by budgeting and controlling expenses, and they maintain their affluent status the same way. Sometimes

Thomas J. Stanley

#7. How is it better?" Celia asks. "How is anything better than anything else here? How is one tent comparable to another? How can any of this possibly be judged?" "That is not your concern." "How can I excel at a game when you refuse to tell me the rules?" The

Erin Morgenstern

#8. 'He'll probably end up angling for a threesome. Then I'll have to get my animal name so I can be a part of the group. So Native American of you white boys. I'll probably go for something like Falcon. Or Wolf.'
'Jackass suits you better,' Anna intones.

T.J. Klune

#9. Better a thousand times the Arab untouched. The foreigners come out here always to teach, whereas they had much better learn.

Scott Anderson

#10. The priceless gift of life, strength and time is our greatest wealth.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. I am surprised you didn't whack your head on an overhanging branch back there. I have never seen anyone leap straight up off the ground the way you did when you saw that snake! It would make a good move for our next dance. Do you think you could teach the others? The snake jump?

Jennifer Frick-Ruppert