National Enquirer Quotes

#1. It's the 'National Enquirer' for the ad people

Joe Sedelmaier

#2. Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down.

Madonna Ciccone

#3. The National Enquirer is complete garbage, it is total lies, it was planted by Donald Trump's henchmen, and I don't think the people of Wisconsin or the people of America have any interest in tabloid trash.

Ted Cruz

#4. Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?

M.J. McGuire

#5. I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!

Brittany Murphy

#6. My very first magazine cover was the National Enquirer.

Carrie Underwood

#7. If you truly love film, I think the healthiest thing to do is not read books on the subject. I prefer the glossy film magazines with their big color photos and gossip columns, or the National Enquirer. Such vulgarity is healthy and safe.

Werner Herzog

#8. Being pretty crazy while being chased by the National Enquirer is not good. The British tabloids were the worst.

Margot Kidder

#9. I wrote for magazines. I wrote adventure stuff, I wrote for the 'National Enquirer,' I wrote advertising copy for cemeteries.

Walter Dean Myers

#10. Wikipedia was the single most unreliable source of knowledge this side of The National Enquirer.

Paul Combs

#11. Move fast. Speed is one of your main advantages over large competitors.

Sam Altman

#12. I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

Domhnall Gleeson

#13. Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.

Bill Hicks

#14. Many of the Kuomintang elite in Taiwan have relatives among the ruling elite here on mainland China.

Rebecca MacKinnon

#15. Number one comes freedom first for my people and equality. And this is what I plan to do after I'm through fighting - working with nothing but the people, the little people in the alleys: the downtrodden people, going out and helping them with my image.

Muhammad Ali