Nasal Congestion Quotes

#1. I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment.

Dave Barry

#2. If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

Eddie Izzard

#3. In the fall of 1972, President Nixon announced that the rate of increase of inflation was decreasing. This was the first time a president used the third derivative to advance his case for reelection.

Hugo Rossi

#4. I had the serendipity of modeling during a temporary interlude between Twiggy and Kate Moss, when it was actually okay for women to look as if we ate and enjoyed life.

Cybill Shepherd

#5. They'd pretended - all of them faking, denying, lying - that they weren't counting the seconds until leave was over and it was back out there into that world of yellow dust, that alien planet where the only color was death.

Cole McCade

#6. I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It's very liberating.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#7. Harry Potter is awesome.

Ed Sheeran

#8. You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

Mel Brooks

#9. Humility is my best friend, I've always valued it above all other spiritual qualities.

Frederick Lenz