Narcisista Que Quotes

#1. New Rule: Any tattoo that has more than one line is too long.

Bill Maher

#2. You seldom, if ever, get lucky sitting down.

Zig Ziglar

#3. Didn't vet Bernard Kerik sufficiently for DHS recommendation.

Rudy Giuliani

#4. Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt

Dannika Dark

#5. My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

Jim Carrey

#6. I never drank from the fountain of knowledge, I had mine on the rocks.

Tim Fargo

#7. The whole world was this symphony, and there was not enough of her to listen.

Carson McCullers

#8. When people have more pressing things on their minds other things fall through the cracks with time.

Kate Avery Ellison

#9. I have to admit that I'm kind of afraid of Islam.

Edgar Hilsenrath

#10. He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.

Dante Alighieri

#11. A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder.

William Shakespeare

#12. It was the same principle as cleaning a really messy room. You don't think about everything you have to do. You focus on one thing and get it done, then more onto the next.

Jim Butcher

#13. My brain hums with scraps of poetry and madness.

Virginia Woolf

#14. We bear the sole, relentless tenderness.

Pablo Neruda