Nancy Cartwright Quotes

#1. Elite runners are genetically gifted, sure, but without intense training, those gifts are wasted. Their training creates a strong work ethic that leaves humility in its wake. There are no short cuts in marathoning, so anyone who is a marathoner has worked hard.

Jeff Horowitz

#2. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Nancy Cartwright

#3. the clock is ticking

Chinua Achebe

#4. Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Nancy Cartwright

#5. Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Nancy Cartwright

#6. What distinguished him in a moment of crisis was his self-command.

T. J. Stiles

#7. If evidence-based policy is to do its job then, it is best to construe evidence widely enough to cover all the facts without which you will not have a good argument.

Nancy Cartwright

#8. Live with an Attitude of Faith. Have faith in GOD for every dream. Dream Big.

C.F. Baker

#9. Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

Nancy Cartwright

#10. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

Nancy Cartwright

#11. Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Nancy Cartwright

#12. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Nancy Cartwright

#13. Nancy Cartwright here in this School has written the funniest paper on scientific method ever, by taking the average advice from all the books about scientific method, and they are extreme banalities

Bruno Latour

#14. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

Nancy Cartwright

#15. The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

Nancy Cartwright

#16. I will not get very far with this attitude.

Nancy Cartwright

#17. The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Nancy Cartwright

#18. I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

Nancy Cartwright

#19. My name is Schwitters, Kurt Schwitters ... I'm a painter and I nail my pictures ... I'd like to be accepted into the Dada Club

Kurt Schwitters