Top 6 Nakhoda Muhammad Quotes
#1. If I had something that valuable, I'd lock it up." He smiled at her. "I plan to.
Anonymous
#2. The facts are clear. Obamacare is failing the American people.
Kevin McCarthy
#3. At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice.
"You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.
"I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?
Jennifer Crusie
#4. I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.
Mitch Hedberg
#5. Never reach out your hand unless you're willing to extend an arm.
Pope Paul VI