My Waistline Quotes

#1. I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding clothes that disguise my waistline.

James Mullinger

#2. They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression.

Rick Majerus

#3. Your waistline is your lifeline

Jack LaLanne

#4. When the Lord Jesus Christ gives a man remission of sins, He also gives him repentance.

J.C. Ryle

#5. Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette.

L'Wren Scott

#6. Satan's ultimate goal is to destroy the family, because if he would destroy the family, he will not just have won the battle; he will have won the war.

Victor L. Brown

#7. I don't feel under pressure to work because I love what I do and I wanted to do the projects that came my way.

Olivia Williams

#8. Ecstasy is the accurate term for the intensity of consciousness that occurs in the creative act.

Rollo May

#9. Returning to life was not easy, for joy had to find its long unused paths again.

Vaino Linna

#10. Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than 'stellar' work ethics, had to play Where's Waldo to find Steve's dick beneath his gigantic waistline.

A.T. Hicks

#11. As though I had been flat water and now I was carbonated.

Anna Quindlen

#12. Riding a bicycle is about getting back to basics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet, is what I'm saying.

Phil Keoghan

#13. Because of the Incarnation, I salute all remaining matter with reverence.

John Of Damascus

#14. I've got a waistline to develop.

Ian McKellen

#15. Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right?
Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline.
It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.

Jack LaLanne

#16. When CD technology first came out, it was just so much waste.

Rick Danko

#17. A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

Herbert V. Prochnow

#18. Either you are a citizen or you are not a citizen at all. If you are citizen, you are free; if you're not a citizen you are a slave.

Malcolm X

#19. He gave the girl a blond-haired Barbie doll from lost and found ... The doll, dressed in ballroom gown and tiara, appeared surprisingly chipper given her emaciated waistline.

Anthony Marra

#20. I love you not because I need you, but because you have created a place in my heart for you.

Debasish Mridha

#21. Whether one is Marian or Charismatic or both, or prays in one or more of the many other ways open to us, it is all a flow of love, if the heart is truly speaking to and listening to the Holy Trinity. Personally, I pray the Divine Mercy chaplet every day. We pray the Rosary every day in our family.

Michael O'Brien

#22. Ida was a natural historian who knew how to throw in enough fiction to keep up dramtic tension. And she was replete with details, like a big fat colorful nineteenth-century historical novel, inching forward slowly ... Ida's narrative line, like her waistline, was ample.

Marissa Piesman

#23. This wasn't the sixth month of the year; it was 'six months after Elizabeth knew she was to become a mother'. Imagine the Lord using an expectant mother's growing waistline to measure time! Never doubt for a moment that women matter to the Almighty.

Liz Curtis Higgs

#24. I encourage myself - and everyone - to focus on how you feel and take care of yourself as opposed to your waistline.

Kathryn Budig

#25. I had a sense of your presence constantly.

Michael Kelahan

#26. Being a healthy woman isn't about getting on a scale or measuring your waistline. We need to start focusing on what matters-on how we feel, and how we feel about ourselves.

Michelle Obama

#27. But how awful would that be? How terrible to live surrounded by the stark, sharp, hollowness of things that simply were enough?

Patrick Rothfuss

#28. I think I'm a fun flatmate. I'm always cheerful. I go on tour with my band so it's 12 people on one bus and I feel like I'm the one who's happy in the morning. I'm not a chaotic person, but I might slack off on doing the dishes from time to time.

Zooey Deschanel

#29. So if you serve a whole chicken to your family like grandma did, you may be serving them 10 times as much fat than the days of yesteryear. That's a whole lotta fat, and big trouble for the waistline.

Kathy Freston

#30. Getting more exercise isn't only good for your waistline. It's a natural anti-depressant, that leaves you in a great mood.

Auliq Ice