My Suicidal Trainwreck Quotes

#1. Nowadays it seems as though people sit down to write what they know is going to be a trilogy.

Lois Lowry

#2. To me, there's no great chef without a great team.

Daniel Boulud

#3. I am not gadgety at all. It's not that I'm appalled by technology, but I've taken my time acquiring any of it.

Rhys Ifans

#4. Books are the way the dead talk to the living.

Laurie Anderson

#5. Kind of just existed from day to day, on weird plateau of feeling nothingness.

Cat Clarke

#6. The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

Gary Gulman

#7. Were I to sum up the Basle Congress in a word- which I shall guard against pronouncing publicly- it would be this: 'At Basle, I founded the Jewish State. If I said this out loud today, I would be answered by universal laughter. If not in 5 years, certainly in 50, everyone will know it.'

Theodor Herzl

#8. I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

Dave Barry

#9. I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.

Katie MacAlister

#10. I begin to suspect that England is the most melancholy country in the world.

Natalia Ginzburg

#11. I pay attention to the actors and stuff, but not even that much. I don't pay attention to who's writing.

Jason Mewes

#12. Theists and atheists are equally religious.

Kedar Joshi

#13. The cheers of the multitude frequently act like a powerful drug upon young gentlemen with inferiority complexes.

P.G. Wodehouse