My Mom's New Boyfriend Quotes

#1. This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom's new boyfriend took it. Now there's an insane person. Well, he's from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I'm totally moving there one day.

Sophie Oak

#2. I will not perform in this city as long as the blatant targeting of black culture and minorities congregating is acceptable common practice,

Illmaculate

#3. One who has a deaden conscience can never live within the confinements of the law.

Drexel Deal

#4. 'He's the most charming man. He's the Oscar Wilde of our time. I only had one moment with him in that film and it's a great source of regret. I love spending time with him. He's always very open and effusive. His interest in you is genuine.'

Russell Crowe

#5. As the writer of a pseudonymous book, I gave up my own accumulated history as a novelist and became what I had been as a child: unnamed, unidentified, unacknowledged. Invisible. In a very real sense, what I hope for in the process of imagining a book is to disappear.

Susan Shreve

#6. To have a reputation for being noble, she thought, is more confining than to be known as a wit. On the rare days when a comedian has no jokes, people pardon the lapse. There is no forgiving a saint's occasional day of sin.

Libbie Block

#7. Remember, second chances don't expire until midnight.

Claire Morgan

#8. After we had sex?" I asked
Dank shook his head "No, Pagan, that was making love. Don't confuse the two

Abbi Glines

#9. Entrust a secret to one whose importance will not be much increased by divulging it.

Arthur Helps

#10. Having the answers is not essential to living. What is essential is the sense of God's presence during dark seasons of questioning.

Ravi Zacharias

#11. life is like a teabag; you end up dead, replaced and forgotten.

Kieran Jamie Lee

#12. I know that my birth is fortuitous, a laughable accident, and yet, as soon as I forget myself, I behave as if it were a capital event, indispensable to the progress and equilibrium of the world.

Emil Cioran

#13. Anything that breaks silence is music ... !

Milind K

#14. [in regards to his mom and her new boyfriend]
At least they never do it while I'm in the house, because that would make me quite literally barf my lentils.

Anthony McGowan