Mutual Understanding Brainy Quotes

#1. What is wrong with your parents? It's just reading. As a parent myself, I can certainly think of worse habits than reading. Like heroin! At least you're not asking them to preorder some heroin!

John Green

#2. The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

Thomas Sowell

#3. Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

Nick Swardson

#4. God usually answers questions different than the way we want him to. He's predictably unpredictable. Always the same at surprising us.

Jessiqua Wittman

#5. Hardly anyone will print an attack on Stalin, but it is quite safe to attack Churchill, at

George Orwell

#6. Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton

#7. It's like you said all those months ago - people expect the Vagabond to be a hero. I have to act like one. -Kara

S.M. Boyce

#8. Better halfe a loafe than no bread.

William Camden

#9. You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Jim Gaffigan

#10. Every president thinks that all information that comes to the White House is their private preserve after they all promise an open administration on the campaign trail, but some are more secretive than others. Some want to lock down everything.

Helen Thomas