Murked Urban Quotes

#1. I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

George S. Kaufman

#2. 'Statistics' show that 66% of clients are cured with psychotherapy; what statistics don't show is that 72% are cured without it.

Thomas Szasz

#3. I want to read
so I can read the Koran
read the signs in the street
know the number of the bus
I'm supposed to take
when I one day leave this house.

Eve Ensler

#4. To keep on trying in spite of disappointment and failure is the only way to keep young and brave. Failures become victories if they make us wise-hearted.

Helen Keller

#5. Everyone is fighting like crazy because it's the last Grand Slam. When you play the Grand Slams, you just have to give everything you have.

Simona Halep

#6. By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my pillow for my first tooth and being excited that I could buy a candy bar.

Jim Gaffigan

#7. So he was doing the only thing he could do, under the circumstances. Something else.

N.C. Reed

#8. Virtues are more powerful than the realities we see right now.

Sunday Adelaja

#9. I don't want to lose my accent, I just want it to become smaller.

Goran Visnjic

#10. Life is not going to be sweet all the time.

Chris Bosh