Murder Ballads And Whiskey Quotes

#1. Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

Jason Jack Miller

#2. I wanted to thank Trent, but all I could do was give him a faint smile before I lost consciousness. Everything had worked flawlessly.
I had planned the perfect murder - my own.

Terry Lovett

#3. If one road led to hell and the other to Mexico, I would be indifferent which to take.

Nathan Bedford Forrest

#4. We do not understand much of anything, from ... the "big bang" , all the way down to the particles in the atoms of a bacterial cell. We have a wilderness of mystery to make our way through in the centuries ahead.

Lewis Thomas

#5. Here's how I'll tell you what I think - if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.

Jason Jack Miller

#6. May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Jason Jack Miller

#7. Choose a love and work to make it true, and somehow, something will happen, something you couldn't plan, will come along to move like to like, to set you loose, to set you on the way to your next brick wall.

Richard Bach

#8. You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.

Jason Jack Miller

#9. I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a few times. Way to keep the Nineties alive.

Jason Jack Miller

#10. Crimes are more often committed out of fear than wickedness. People live frightened, desperate lives.

Ruth Rendell

#11. It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?

Jason Jack Miller

#12. Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

Jason Jack Miller

#13. Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

Jason Jack Miller

#14. Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. He'd lay in bed 'til the morning came, but the devil'd visit him just the same. Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through.

Jason Jack Miller

#15. She defines and eliminates problems. She's practical in an evil way.

Gillian Flynn

#16. We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us.

Jason Jack Miller

#17. Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.

Jason Jack Miller