Muggers Trumped Quotes

#1. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

#2. It is required of every man," the ghost returned, "that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and, if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death.

Charles Dickens

#3. I helped set The Gong Show. I've done so many game shows. I've helped create game shows.

Jamie Farr

#4. In a nutshell: Medical research has shown that Hypericum is an effective treatment for depression-as successful as prescription anti-depressions in a majority of patients.

Harold H. Bloomfield

#5. To take up the cross of Christ is no great action done once for all; it consists in the continual practice of small duties which are distasteful to us.

John Henry Newman

#6. It's frightening to think about more sanctions. When I've met North Koreans in China, they've said to me, 'You have no idea how difficult our lives are. We live like dogs.' They wake up in the morning wondering what they're going to eat for dinner.

Barbara Demick

#7. You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

Adolphus Busch

#8. Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.

Juxian Tang

#9. This is the true reason, that my dear Jenny and I, as well as all the world besides us, have such eternal squabbles about nothing. - She looks at her outside, - I, at her in - . How is it possible we should agree about her value?

Anonymous

#10. A legacy is not what is recorded in history books or repeated in song, but what is woven into the souls of those who remain.
(from The General's Legacy)

Adrian G. Hilder

#11. I don't think there's anything we can do, is there? We either stop or we carry on.

David Nicholls

#12. Mason shut up! I swear one of these days I'm going to incinerate you!

Micalea Smeltzer

#13. It is not advisable to hasten development, because everything needs time. Patience, perseverance and tenacity are fundamental conditions of the development. The pains taken in one's development will be amply rewarded.

Franz Bardon

#14. We were then satisfied that, with proper lubrication and better adjustments, a little more power could be expected. The completion of the motor according to drawing was, therefore, proceeded with at once.

Orville Wright

#15. [on Thoreau:] For not a particle of respect had he to the opinions of any man or body of men, but homage solely to truth itself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson