Mudgee Guardian Quotes

#1. You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!

Christopher Moore

#2. I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

Dan Quayle

#3. You can't have unity without diversity.

Richard Twiss

#4. Short stories are tiny windows into other worlds and other minds and other dreams. They are journeys you can make to the far side of the universe and still be back in time for dinner.

Neil Gaiman

#5. You spend so much time, so much effort, trying to hold yourself together.
And then everything falls apart anyway.

David Levithan

#6. How mad at me would you be if I hit him really hard? Just once. (Sin)

Kinley MacGregor

#7. To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.
But seriously, I love you guys.

Rick Riordan

#8. I just want to entertain; that is my main objective and what comes before everything else.

PewDiePie

#9. Well, it's nowhere near as good as it could be, but I suppose it's as good as I can make it right now.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#10. 'Gone With The Wind' is one of the all-time greats. Read Margaret Mitchell's book and watch the film again; it's a soap opera in all its glory. It is superb and memorable.

Timothy Dalton

#11. To glorify God means to think and act in such a way that the goodness, greatness, and beauty of God are constantly obvious to ourselves and all those around us.
It means to live in such a way that when people see us they think, Thank God for God, if God would create such a life.

Dallas Willard

#12. Who has not seen that feeling born of flame Crimson the cheek at mention of a name? The rapturous touch of some divine surpriseFlash deep suffusion of celestial dyes: When hands clasped hands, and lips to lips were pressed, And the heart's secret was at once confessed?

Abraham Coles