Mousepad Quotes

#1. Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches

#2. If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer; but if he spends his whole day as a spectulator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is esteemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

Henry David Thoreau

#3. problems call for ideas, the bigger the problem, the bigger the idea

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#4. Control is the basis of all true power. Authority and strength are matters of perception

Brandon Sanderson

#5. She probably has a row of men's dicks nailed to her wall, like stuffed animal heads.

Margaret Atwood

#6. Today's child is growing up absurd, because he lives in two worlds, and neither of them inclines him to grow up. Growing up
thatis our new work, and it is total. Mere instruction will not suffice.

Marshall McLuhan

#7. Go ahead, Marlene, thought Edward. Push me around. Do with me as you will. What does it matter? I am broken. Broken.

Kate DiCamillo

#8. She wanted two weeks of working among people she didn't know, doing the kind of work a million other people did. She wanted to step into someone else's shoes. She

Patricia Highsmith

#9. The conquered roam free in the box of insanity.

T.F. Hodge

#10. It appears, accordingly, from the experience of all ages and nations, I believe, that the work done by freemen comes cheaper in the end than that performed by slaves.

Adam Smith

#11. They eat, they drink, and in communion sweet Quaff immortality and joy.

John Milton

#12. Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#13. Keep the fucking melodrama to a minimum."
(Sin)

Santino Hassell

#14. One of the main ways we move from abstract knowledge about God to a personal encounter with him as a living reality is through the furnace of affliction.

Timothy Keller