Mount Improbable Quotes

#1. Real life seeks the gentle slopes at the back of Mount Improbable, while creationists are blind to all but the daunting precipice at the front.

Richard Dawkins

#2. I don't like being forced to reduce my thoughts to sound bites.

Leon Kass

#3. It's very hard to come across as a passionate human being in print. People can't hear the inflections in your voice.

Steve Vai

#4. Today's terrorists are pursuing a distinct route. They are increasingly attacking civilians in symbolic targets, such as those of economic importance, or venues of bustling life like public transportation or entertainment, like nightclubs.

Cliff Stearns

#5. What citizens of a free country would listen to any offers of good and skillful administration in return for the abdication of freedom?

John Stuart Mill

#6. Weak and needy people finding their hope in Christ's grace are what mark a mature relationship. The most dangerous aspect of your relationships is not your weakness, but your delusions of strength.

Tim Lane And Paul Tripp

#7. Hopes were high. But just like a balloon pushed past its breaking point, hope is fragile. One lungful of air too many and the balloon bursts leaving ugly, shriveled fragments behind, impossible to piece back together.

Adriane Leigh

#8. I don't care how impossible it seems.

David Byrne

#9. What makes a writer a prophet is his ability to speak truth ...

John Geddes

#10. There is nothing man will not attempt when great enterprises hold out the promise of great rewards.

Livy

#11. She's clearly gone too long without male companionship if any brute who walked her way made her sit up and take notice.

Cari Quinn

#12. Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

Stephen Colbert