Mortified Netflix Quotes

#1. Well, I will tell you: making friends is actually not that hard when you drop every single one of your standards.

Leila Sales

#2. It's none of our business, the sexual preference of people. So, I hope if someone's thinking about it, that if they do come out as gay and are a professional football player, and it makes them happy, and it makes their life easier, then I think they should do it.

Andrew Luck

#3. 'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

Charles Dickens

#4. Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

Quentin Tarantino

#5. It is quite surreal having a film made about your life. The whole process of turning real life into drama is interesting in itself, but even more so when it is your own life being put into the narrative forge.

Heather Brooke

#6. There is strength in forgiveness.

Ellen Hopkins

#7. Where the bourgeois economists saw a relation between things (the exchange of one commodity for another) Marx revealed a relation between people.

Vladimir Lenin

#8. Your brain hears what your mouth says.

Jane Allen Petrick

#9. The world is absurd. Ugly absurd. To repair ugly absurdity, you can't just be normal. You need an alternative absurdity. A beautiful absurdity. We call it 'divine madness'.

Tzvi Freeman

#10. What essence is to generation, that truth is to belief.

Plato

#11. President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship, they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications.

P. J. O'Rourke

#12. I like to keep my wheels on the ground.

Marianne Vos

#13. If you born in the mud, you gonna be dirty, and people don't understand that.

Ice Cube

#14. The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard.

John Tukey