Mort Crim Quotes

#1. Minds, like parachutes, function better when open, but, like fists, they strike harder when closed.

L.E. Modesitt Jr.

#2. Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a complete waste of time. Perhaps next week or next year we'll understand that nothing is wasted, that in the economy of our universe even a weed is simply a flower whose use has yet to be discovered.

Mort Crim

#3. You're not mending anything, remember, Sand? The hedge." He paused and shook his head at himself. "And Perrotte's away for a few minutes, and you're talking to yourself again.

Merrie Haskell

#4. The unbeliever imagines that religion pretends to offer answers, while the believer knows that the only promise it makes is to multiply questions.

Nicolas Gomez Davila

#5. Once you are a proper, serious law-maker, you can't break the laws you're writing.

Louise Mensch

#6. No existing form of anthropoid ape is even remotely related to the stock which has given rise to man.

Henry Fairfield Osborn

#7. Not all Tolkien haters are Orcs, but all Orcs are Tolkien haters.

Peter Kreeft

#8. ARE YOU A MOVIE STAR?
Prerequisite for Laziness: Creativity, award winning actor/actress, convincing speech

Kamil Ali

#9. A lot of people don't really understand what rehearsal's about. People are afraid they're gonna leave it in the dressing room, or you're gonna shoot your wad in rehearsal.

Jeff Bridges

#10. Any good parody takes a grain of truth and exaggerates it for the big screen. People ask me if I'm offended at all and I say not in the least.

Mort Crim

#11. We're all entitled to our own opinions. But none of us can afford to be wrong in our facts.

Mort Crim

#12. I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I stack up next to Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper rock this shirt?" Doesn't matter. He does not have your wife. You do.

Nick Offerman

#13. It's difficult to end with bangs if the judge takes away our ammunition.

Carl Douglas

#14. Dignity is an affectation, cute but eccentric, like learning French or collecting scarves.

Dave Eggers

#15. I didn't know growing up what I wanted to do. I finally settled on broadcast journalism as a way to satisfy the urge to perform and also do something important, which is to give people in a democracy information to make good decisions.

Mort Crim

#16. How does the poet speak to men with power, but by being still more a man than they

John Keats

#17. Five pieces every girl needs in her closet are; a great pair of a jeans, a good black heel, a great little black dress, tank tops for layering, and a jacket that can be worn day or night.

Kristin Cavallari

#18. Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea of existence). Humor is the birth -pangs of the absolute mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between the I and the idea of the I .

Soren Kierkegaard

#19. Now here I am almost 52 years old, it's really easy. I'm way more at peace. But when you're a competitor, and you're as intent on becoming the best in the world as I was, it comes with consequences.

Kirk Gibson