Monster Under The Bed Quotes

#1. A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#2. The main thing I sense is...darkness." As soon as the words were out I realized how awful they sounded, so I rushed to clarify, "But it's not a bad darkness. It's more like a warm-summer-night kind of darkenss, not the monster-under-the-bed kind of darkness.

Kristen Day

#3. It was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn't just real, but was holding a grudge.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#4. I spent my whole life afraid of you. You were the monster under the bed and the devil who stole my soul.

B.B. Reid

#5. It"s easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster.

Chuck Klosterman

#6. Monsters did exist. They didn't hide under the bed, though. They stormed through the fucking door and stole away everything we loved.
To defeat a monster, I had to become one.

Keri Lake

#7. Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly.

Sergio Aragones

#8. I've always been curious about the monster that lives under your bed. Even at 30 years old you lean over the bed to see if there's something under there, potentially.

Matt Barr

#9. I have a monster under my bed, and it's Mouse.

Jim Butcher

#10. And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.

Robin McKinley

#11. The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.

Jo Brand

#12. Oh God, the pain seemed to be waking up everywhere, like a monster coming alive in the dark under my bed.

Mia Sheridan

#13. He was the monster from under my bed, the villain in my dreams, and the man who took everything from me - and would be the one to take my life.

Jack Jordan

#14. True monsters are not those lurking under the bed, but the ones sleeping in it.

Silje Akselberg Iversen

#15. I'm a bed monster.

Natalie Dormer

#16. My mother always told me
No monster lived beneath my bed,
But she had failed to warn me
It laid on top of it instead.

Erin Hanson

#17. In the dream house, the boy listened for the monster under his bed.

Keith Donohue

#18. Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.

Stefan Petrucha

#19. Why worry about the monster beneath the bed when a very real bogeyman sleeps on top of it?

Lisa Gardner

#20. Vampires were fairy tales and magic. They were the wolf in the forest that ran ahead to grandmother's house, the video game big boss who could be hunted without guilt, the monster that tempted you into its bed, the powerful eternal beast one might become. The beautiful dead, la belle mort.

Holly Black

#21. Never tell to much. The monster is always scarier when it is still under the child's bed.

Stephen King

#22. I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.

Robin McKinley

#23. The monsters were never
under my bed.
Because the monsters
were inside my head.


I fear no monsters,
for no monsters I see.
Because all this time
the monster has been me.

Nikita Gill

#24. A monster's worst fear is of being found.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#25. I'm like the monster that hides under your bed, waiting till the moment your breath evens out, and your eyes close to attack.

J.L. Beck