Mommy Me Time Quotes

#1. She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.
The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. I had a sense of being dropped straight into the middle of a book without having read the early chapters.

Emma Scott

#3. I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences with my mommy network.

Soleil Moon Frye

#4. I am inspiring and activating others to wake up to their unique selves to anchor the next stage of our unfoldment.

Michael Beckwith

#5. A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones.

Jonathan Swift

#6. We have done everything within the scope of modern medicine.' Those are just words. They apparently did everything within their erratic knowledge and the limits of their vanity.

Sandor Marai

#7. I don't feel isolated on a film set. In a way you do because you don't really mix with the outside world; you're just sort of working non-stop for a few months, but you've got so many people around you.

Saoirse Ronan

#8. If you're a leader, your whole reason for living is to help human beings develop - to really develop people and make work a place that's energetic and exciting and a growth opportunity, whether you're running a Housekeeping Department or Google. I mean, this is not rocket science.

Tom Peters

#9. Thomas," Fat told me, "is smarter than I am, and he knows more than I do. Of the two of us Thomas is the master personality." He considered that good; woe unto someone who has an evil or stupid other personality in his head!

Philip K. Dick

#10. Scary mommy confession #80920
I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.

Jill Smokler

#11. Embrace it. Especially because of the lives we live, a lot of times other people have to care for [our kids] and you have to have that mommy time, Get your sleep!

Jennifer Hudson

#12. Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Loretta Lynn

#13. I developed my own production company. I'm reading different books and writing, working on myself. I'm being focused on that, but also being focused on in front of the camera and balancing mommy life at the same time. I just want to continue to move forward.

Kyla Pratt

#14. I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#15. You need people in a society to have reached a certain standard of living before they can be polite. You learn how to respect others because you don't have to fight as much, you have what you need.

Cristian Mungiu

#16. He might be immortal, but not even an eternity would be enough time to work through his mommy issues. It

Alexandra Ivy

#17. I tend to play covers when I'm gearing up for creating new song. Singing other people's songs is a way that I get inspired.

Scout Niblett

#18. I don't have time to write a mom blog, but I'm not against it. I think it's great when women talk about things. I'm all about female empowerment. There's a lot of lonely, lost moms out there. Moms need to be encouraged to tell the truth. There's a lot of glamour mommy stuff. It's OK to get real.

Kelly Cutrone

#19. You don't often get what you ask for, and I got exactly that. I got a show that was on cable, that I could shoot five months a year and go be mommy the rest of the time, and be with a cast and crew that I really, really love, adore and respect. I got all of that.

Angie Harmon

#20. Britain's continuing membership of the Community would mean the end of Britain as a completely self-governing nation

Tony Benn

#21. Emptiness is not the opposite of existence. It is not nothingness or annihilation.

Thich Nhat Hanh