Quotes About Mommy Time

#1. Embrace it. Especially because of the lives we live, a lot of times other people have to care for [our kids] and you have to have that mommy time, Get your sleep!

Jennifer Hudson

#2. She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.
The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. The protection of evil must be the most self-destructive job.

Alice Walker

#4. There are those to whom one must advise madness.

Joseph Joubert

#5. I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences with my mommy network.

Soleil Moon Frye

#6. When I first started writing, I wrote a book called 'Bruiser,' and it was pretty much set in Chicago.

Richard House

#7. I do fear God, but I will also tell you that when a doctor diagnoses you and the word 'cancer' comes out of his mouth, at that point, it changes your life and you do fear less and it also has allowed me to be a lot more open as a person. It's changed me.

Joseph J. Lhota

#8. My struggle will be the root of my success story and my patience will soon fill my cup of prosperity...My tears are temporary.-Lekisha

Lekisha Lyles

#9. I paused outside your door to see if you were awake, and you clearly were, so I came in."
"You still can't just barge in." I crossed my arms over my chest.
"Would you like me to go back out and knock?" Loki gestured to the doors behind him. "Would that make you feel better?

Amanda Hocking

#10. Scary mommy confession #80920
I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.

Jill Smokler

#11. Enemy images are the main reason conflicts don't get resolved.

Marshall B. Rosenberg

#12. Do you think ladies' eyebrows can communicate as well?" she asked.
"No, they don't have sufficient thicketry," he said with authority.
"Thicketry?"
"Yes, that is the official term.

Anne Gracie

#13. I developed my own production company. I'm reading different books and writing, working on myself. I'm being focused on that, but also being focused on in front of the camera and balancing mommy life at the same time. I just want to continue to move forward.

Kyla Pratt

#14. I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#15. God approaches us in the disguise of other people.

Glennon Doyle Melton

#16. He might be immortal, but not even an eternity would be enough time to work through his mommy issues. It

Alexandra Ivy

#17. I come from a background that stresses education more than anything.

Michael Masser

#18. I don't have time to write a mom blog, but I'm not against it. I think it's great when women talk about things. I'm all about female empowerment. There's a lot of lonely, lost moms out there. Moms need to be encouraged to tell the truth. There's a lot of glamour mommy stuff. It's OK to get real.

Kelly Cutrone

#19. You don't often get what you ask for, and I got exactly that. I got a show that was on cable, that I could shoot five months a year and go be mommy the rest of the time, and be with a cast and crew that I really, really love, adore and respect. I got all of that.

Angie Harmon

#20. Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Loretta Lynn