Model United Nations Funny Quotes

#1. Anything you strive to correct, it will increasingly become wrong. So just let go of that which does not turn out right.

Dada Bhagwan

#2. I guess what I want to say to us artists and entrepreneurs is that conventional yardsticks of success don't apply to all enterprises. Labors of love count.

Steven Pressfield

#3. Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

Stephen Colbert

#4. Satiety is a neighbor to continued pleasures.
[Lat., Continuis voluptatibus vicina satietas.]

Quintilian

#5. Resisting premature abstraction is as important as abstraction itself.

Robert C. Martin

#6. If sensuality be our only happiness we ought to envy the brutes, for instinct is a surer, shorter, safer guide to such happiness than reason.

Charles Caleb Colton

#7. According to my calculatons, twenty-five was approximately fourteen in man years.

K.L. Brady

#8. This is a miserable world", says the Sergeant. "Human life, Mr. Betteredge, is a sort of target
misfortune is always firing at it, and always hitting the mark".

Wilkie Collins

#9. Key West, unfortunately, is becoming rather literary and artistic.

Wallace Stevens

#10. Whether it is done quickly or slowly, however splendid the results, the process of writing fiction is inherently, inevitably, indistinguishable from wasting time.

Deborah Eisenberg