Mock Biography Quotes

#1. I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.

John Green

#2. The secret to productive goal setting is in establishing clearly defined goals, writing them down and then focusing on them several times a day with words, pictures and emotions as if we've
already achieved them.

Denis Waitley

#3. The earliest desire of succeeding is almost always a prognostic of success.

Stanislaw Leszczynski

#4. I do not believe that there was ever a question of being abstract or representational. It is really a matter of ending this silence and solitude, of breathing, and stretching one's arms again transcendental experiences became possible.

Mark Rothko

#5. ...Nope!...
Gues again, you haven't understood me right!

Deyth Banger

#6. You ask me if I love you and I choke on my reply. I'd rather hurt you honestly than mislead you with a lie.

Dan Hill

#7. The mountebank told them that God was surely trying to kill them, possibly because He was through with them, and that they should have the good manners to die. This, as you can see, they did.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. We got together and realized that Universal made it clear that they were out of the Riddick business. They didn't want to spend that kind of money anymore. So, it was going to be an independent movie.

David Twohy

#9. Damn, I can't wait until it get dark,
So I can light these fireworks up at the park,
And celebrate my independence,
It's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents.

Kam

#10. Comics are cool. I read 'Batman' and 'Spawn'.

Andrew Lawrence