Missery Quotes

#1. Art would be useless if the world were perfect.

Andrei Tarkovsky

#2. My first book deal was actually for a textbook - 'Judo and You' - that I wrote while teaching at Temple University. A scout for Kendall-Hunt came looking for someone to write the book, and even though it wasn't a course I was teaching there, I agreed to write it.

Jonathan Maberry

#3. If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows.

Jack Nicklaus

#4. Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

David Letterman

#5. The Pakistan fundraiser was thoroughly inspiring - the event was able to amass 2.3 million smiles for the school

Dave Eggers

#6. I think it's the best thing I've ever done. I think it's realistic, and it's true to the me that has been developing over the years. I like first-person music.

John Lennon

#7. A snake will always be a snake, even if you put a chain around its neck and try to make it walk upright.

Lisa Alther

#8. When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

Stendhal

#9. May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#10. As long as the sun's shining, shit can't be that bad.

J. Lynn

#11. All suffering is caused by one belief....the belief in separation

Vivian Amis