Misreading Market Quotes

#1. Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

Brigid Berlin

#2. A dwarf was waiting for Eragon in the dragonhold.

Christopher Paolini

#3. All men shall be my slaves! All women shall succumb to my charms! All mankind shall grovel at my feet and not know why!

L. Ron Hubbard

#4. We see this as a test of their ability to face reality.

Brian Johnson

#5. Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

Christopher Moore

#6. The waves do keep coming, so learn to surf.

Jack Kornfield

#7. Richard Wagner commenting on the music of Ludvig Van Beethoven: He was a Titan, wrestling with the Gods.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

#8. America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation.

P. J. O'Rourke

#9. I am constantly on the move, and if I experience foot discomfort, it makes my job really hard to do.

Megan Hilty

#10. A more effective international disease surveillance system is essential for global security both against a bioterrorist attack or a naturally occurring disease.

Daniel Akaka

#11. Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

Samuel Lover

#12. Upon reaching the preserve, everyone knew that the explanation of this incident was dreadfully imminent. With parents already on edge, the looming task of crafting a story out of thin air was one that was not only sickening, but would place a larger wedge between father and son.

K.N. Smith

#13. As for me, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are now only the subtlest imaginable essences, which would not stain the morning sky.

Henry David Thoreau

#14. Yet does illustrating in a new way signify a new way of seeing?

Orhan Pamuk