Misattributed To Dorothy Parker Quotes

#1. Marriage is an intimate relationship between two people. It is a bad idea to involve a third party.

Amy Dickinson

#2. Seek to know thy soul.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. The poverty found in rural areas has some characteristics that are very different from the poverty found in inner cities.

Marco Rubio

#4. Vimes relaxed a little. Detritus's intelligence wasn't too bad for a troll, falling somewhere between a cuttlefish and a line-dancer, but you could rely on him not to let it slow him down. Detritus

Terry Pratchett

#5. All those evil doctrines about God that work misery and madness have their origin in the brains of the wise and prudent, not in the hearts of children.

George MacDonald

#6. First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue.

Oscar Levant

#7. All comes at the proper time to him who knows how to wait.

Vincent De Paul

#8. I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. If you want to know what God thinks about money just look at the people He gives it to.

Alexander Pope