Misattributed Jimmy Carter Quotes

#1. We thought he was weird. He thought we were weird. It was great. It was what multiculturalism ought to be" -Archer

Richard Peck

#2. I'd love to just think of myself as a filmmaker, and I wait for the day when the modifier can be a moot point.

Kathryn Bigelow

#3. So said Mrs. Rachel to the wild rose bushes out of the fullness of her heart; but if she could have seen the child who was waiting patiently at the Bright River station at that very moment her pity would have been still deeper and more profound.

L.M. Montgomery

#4. Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait.

Clint Eastwood

#5. Could K. represent the congregation all by himself? What if he had been a stranger merely visiting the church? That was more or less his position.

Franz Kafka

#6. If you change because of fame, that's not the right thing. But if you change because of growth, that's normal ... The whole fame thing hasn't hit me. And I hope it kind of doesn't.

Jussie Smollett

#7. If you feel depressed for an hour, you've produced approximately eighteen billion new cells that have more receptors calling out for depressed-type peptides and fewer calling out for feel-good peptides.

Chris Prentiss

#8. I fell asleep right away. It was a deep sleep, the kind I used to enjoy in study hall.

Jeff Strand

#9. Hymns are companions for life travelers.

Andy Griffith

#10. Must. Soothe. The hottie.

Linda Kage

#11. Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?

Frank Scully

#12. My mouth was too large, my eyes turned out, and my legs mere toothpicks.

Jane Greer

#13. According to Eshin's Essentials of Salvation, the Ten Pleasures are but a drop in the ocean when compared to the joys of the Pure Land.

Yukio Mishima