Misattributed Carl Bard Quotes

#1. Error, by force of contrast, enhances the triumph of Truth ...

Marcel Proust

#2. If you would test the character of anything, you only need to enquire whether that thing leads you to God or away from God.

Watchman Nee

#3. How about you? I asked my third child. I kissed Abby's protruding belly button, and then stood up again.

Jamie McGuire

#4. It's important that you do full movements for your triceps, because
locking out is when your triceps work their hardest. Flex and squeeze at
the contraction of each rep to hit all three triceps heads.

Kevin Levrone

#5. You show her respect. That is a good thing," he said. "Too often it is that men think those who serve are doing it from inferiorness or weakness.

Tad Williams

#6. Hell hath no fury like a drag queen scorned,

Sylvia Rivera

#7. For John Wilkes Booth, sweeping, grand gestures were a way of life. It was how he navigated his way through this world. The bigger and bolder, the better.

Jesse Johnson

#8. I began to study marijuana in 1967 ... I had not yet learned that there is something very special about illicit drugs. If they don't always make the drug user behave irrationally, they certainly cause many non-users to behave that way.

Lester Grinspoon

#9. You can't go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending.

James R. Sherman

#10. Stage is really hard work. You've got to do it every night. Not like doing it once and walking away.

Morgan Freeman

#11. The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree ... Mr. David Lynch, a prodigious coffee drinker, apparently pees hard and often.

David Foster Wallace