Mirthless Chuckle Quotes

#1. I do think a key to success in any walk of life is having a short memory and a thick skin - I know it has served me well over the years.

Aubrey McClendon

#2. The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.

Joe Hill

#3. Tact, if it be genuine, never sleeps.

Charlotte Bronte

#4. All the more vile is the stupidity of those persons who open heaven to all the impious and unbelieving without the grace of Him whom Scripture commonly teaches to be the only door whereby we enter into salvation.

John Calvin

#5. Whoever was responsible for his death would pay and the devil in him would demand double the interest. (Nathan)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. The best thing I've ever done for a girl hopefully is make them happy. Isn't that the most romantic thing you can do?

Douglas Booth

#7. This battle for global talent is so important.

Jerry Moran

#8. Life is art. Art is life. I never separate it.

Ai Weiwei

#9. Paradise is surrounded by what we dislike; the fires of hell are surrounded by what we desire.

Rumi

#10. I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Orlando Bloom

#11. Thus I spoke, and always more softly, for I was afraid of my thoughts, and of the thoughts behind my thoughts. Then, suddenly I heard a dog howl near me.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#12. What's wrong
with you?"
"I don't know. I probably got alien cooties.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#13. Every crisis, actual or impending, needs to be viewed as an opportunity to bring about profound changes in our society. Going beyond protest organizing, visionary organizing begins by creating images and stories of the future that help us imagine and create alternatives to the existing system.

Grace Lee Boggs

#14. Think what you will but thank those who make you think.

Catherine Stovall