Mini Bottles Quotes

#1. I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I'm Armenian, so I'm oily and always have blotting papers.

Khloe Kardashian

#2. You know, it's a funny thing. You can smoke yourself to death, drink yourself to death, work yourself to death, and even eat yourself to death. But that's all acceptable. The only thing you can't do medically is screw yourself to death, and yet that's where they put all the obstacles.

Mario Puzo

#3. Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes ... with salad tongs.

Zach Galifianakis

#4. Chase opened the mini fridge. "Wanna drink?" He asked.
"No thank you and you shouldn't either."
"Oh I definitely need one, besides it numbs the hunger." He grabbed a few of the tiny bottles from the door shelf.
"Then by all means get your drink on." Samuel chuckled.

S.L. Ross

#5. Could like choking or spanking or domination. God, I hope he likes that shit.

J.A. Huss

#6. First of all, I'm not even tired.

Mo Willems

#7. It is the duty of a woman to be obedient to her husband, and unless she is, I would not give a damn for all her queenly right and authority; nor for her either, if she will quarrel, and lie about the work of God and the principle of plurality.

Heber C. Kimball

#8. The key to recognizing who Jesus was is to recognize this fundamental truth: He was a Jew.

Reza Aslan

#9. But I had also learned that freedom of speech means freedom from rhetoric.

Umberto Eco