Mindestenen Quotes

#1. I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was.
Her paternity test went a little something like this: "If it comes out black, its Darwin's and if it comes out white its Ray's."
This is how things were done in the trailer park.

Kate Madison

#2. The belief that we can rely on shortcuts to happiness, joy, rapture, comfort, and ecstasy, rather than be entitled to these feelings by the exercise of personal strengths and virtues, leads to legions of people who, in the middle of great wealth, are starving spiritually.

Martin Seligman

#3. John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security.

Zell Miller

#4. Actually punching is a mistake; a heavy hitter will cut you with one shot.

Alexis Arguello

#5. I don't live in the past.

Joe Montana

#6. My old chief taught me three lessons: Never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see. Never go into debt because you will never get out. And never pat yourself on the back because karma will bite you in the ass.
Karma, I think, meet ass.

David Macinnis Gill

#7. For all I knew, they probably been in the shit together. I wouldn't put it past them. When

Tynessa

#8. There's nothing more American than movies.

Adam McKay

#9. Some people are born to lift heavy weights,
some are born to juggle golden balls.

Max Beerbohm

#10. There are two kinds of special events: planned and unplanned.

Laurie Nadel

#11. So having a little more of an awareness of what's going on in the rest of the world I think is what many Canadians would hope for Americans.

Justin Trudeau

#12. Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.

Elle Casey