Mincing Machine Quotes

#1. A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

Chic Murray

#2. God doesn't want you to be addicted to anything in life except Him.

Miles McPherson

#3. The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

Phyllis Diller

#4. I don't like when people dress intentionally ugly. Personally that's not my thing.

Sean Lennon

#5. My dream date is a tall, dark, handsome, blue eyed man with a bubble butt who will whisk me away to Paris in a hot air balloon to wine me, dine me and.

Karen McDougal

#6. When you have to react to a lizard that's a tennis ball, it's a really, really difficult, tricky piece of craft.

Marc Webb

#7. I'm giving you this because there is not much that makes me happy any more, but you do.

Jojo Moyes

#8. She was busy thinking about the concept of forgiveness. It was such a lovely, generous idea when it wasn't linked to something awful that needed forgiving.

Liane Moriarty

#9. I was always a clown. In the eighth grade I won a city speech contest by doing an Eddie Murphy routine. I'm no good at public speaking, but if I can assume a role and speak as that person, then I'm fine. When I had to give a book report, I always did it in character.

Jason Wiles