Extremely Offensive Sayings

#1. Too much comedy is filthy these days. There's nothing they won't say. I like Jimmy Carr, but I don't like the language he uses. I don't understand why he feels it necessary; I find it extremely offensive.

Bobby Davro

#2. We are kites in this world God is holding the string.

Kishore Bansal

#3. Man is an animal that "arrived"; that is all.

Remy De Gourmont

#4. I hated Shallow Grave, that movie made me angry. And I hated Happiness. I generally hate movies that use extreme violence or gratuitous shock value in place of having a heart. For example: movies that combine extremely sadistic violence with humor I find offensive.

Jesse Michaels

#5. News is unusual things happening - And usual things happening [ ... ] But news is mainly what someone somewhere doesn't want you to put in the paper - Except that sometimes it isn't [ ... ] News, [ ... ] all depends. But you'll know it when you see it.

Terry Pratchett

#6. I have no responsibility to live up to what others expect of me. That's their mistake, not my failing.

Richard Feynman

#7. Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out of my prison - not kill me! You kill me before I understand what life is. You must tell me why you locked me up!

Kaspar Hauser

#8. To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophize.

Blaise Pascal

#9. If you think you can walk in holiness without keeping up perpetual fellowship with Christ, you have made a great mistake. If you would be holy, you must live close to Jesus.

Charles Spurgeon

#10. If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

Kurt Cobain

#11. It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#12. I am extremely proud of my service with the government and my efforts to help safeguard public health and protect our country against the scourge of offensive biological warfare.

Steven Hatfill

#13. She found him insipid, silly, stupid, useless, conceited, offensive, impertinent - and extremely ugly. The

Victor Hugo

#14. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Dave Barry