Midas Muffler Quotes

#1. Solid state I don't like, even though I started it.

Wolfgang Paul

#2. A fish has no concept of water.

Janet Fitch

#3. That guy in the corner. Never tells the truth, as a matter of principle. Why answer a question, he says, if you can tell a good story instead?

Pete McCarthy

#4. Scholars, theologians, and even poets have yet to be able to truly describe and touch upon the beauty, romance, and magic of a relationship built on 100% authenticity

Steve Maraboli

#5. I reached out a hand, and touched her. Her body was hard, and slim, and lithe, and her breasts felt like breasts that Gauguin might have painted. Her mouth, in the darkness, was soft and warm against mine.
People come into your life for a reason.

Neil Gaiman

#6. You cannot learn about Love, LOVE appears on the wings of grace.

Rumi

#7. You never know how diverse your career can be. I think it's wonderful. My life has always been the next page, not the last page.

Jack Welch

#8. Otani: Oh no. This is bad.
Risa: What?
Otani: I ... I seem to like you much more than I realized.

Atsushi Otani

#9. You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Henny Youngman

#10. But real life doesn't travel in a perfect straight line; it doesn't necessarily have that 'all lived happily ever after' bit. You have to work on where you're going.

Chris Kyle

#11. Of course, no one wants to ban the vote. Voting should remain available for sporting and recreational purposes. But certain types of votes clearly should be curtailed - 'assault votes,' for example, in which the only purpose of the vote is to harm others.

P. J. O'Rourke