Micro Teaching Quotes

#1. You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

John Marston

#2. The notion of American exceptionalism is effective in part because there is little on the face of it that is offensive.

Russ Feingold

#3. All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible.

George Santayana

#4. America won't be saved because one or 10 people stand up. It will be saved because millions of us stand up.

Marianne Williamson

#5. Should we not have respect enough to God to make a record of those blessings which He pours out upon us and our official acts which we do in His name upon the face of the earth? I think we should.

Wilford Woodruff

#6. Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.

Jacqueline Susann

#7. I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.

Chris Pratt

#8. The military and the clergy cause us much annoyance; the clergy and the military, they empty our wallets and rob our intelligence.

Franz Grillparzer

#9. I always tell students that the first question to ask about any historical action is this: who makes money out of the deal?

Carl R. Trueman

#10. I'm glad I can present a polished version of myself when it counts.

Carrie Underwood

#11. And in their motions harmony divine
So smoothes her charming tones, that God's own ear
Listens delighted.

John Milton

#12. I had a fundamental love of fashion, of products and accessories. I loved the merchandising side of it and understanding how to maximize sales.

Marie-Chantal Claire

#13. You adapt your look to places you live, where you are and what you are doing.

Alice Dellal

#14. Took an arrow in the knee on my way through the Eld three summers ago. It gives out every now and then." He grimaced and said wistfully, "It's what made me give up the good life on the road." He reached down to touch his oddly bent leg tenderly.

Patrick Rothfuss