Michael Cole Sayings

#1. And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!

Edge

#2. Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

Jerry Lawler

#3. Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Dwayne Johnson

#4. Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

Josh Mathews

#5. Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.

John Cena

#6. Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

CM Punk

#7. Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

Edge

#8. Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?

Daniel Bryan

#9. Michael Cole is a visionary!

The Miz

#10. Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

Josh Mathews

#11. You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

John Cena

#12. Michael Cole loves me and I love it!

The Miz

#13. If he wasn't already holding my heart in the palm of his hand, I would have taken it out and given it to him right then.

Myra McEntire

#14. Voice acting is very interesting, I've done several animated projects, and you have to make the voice reflect the character and try and do as much with a word as you can with a look in a live-action film.

William Shatner

#15. Emerson, you just shared your deepest secret with me. I value that. Don't make light of it.
If he wasn't already holding my heart in the palm of his hand, I would have taken it out and given it to him.

Myra McEntire

#16. We have nothing in this life of suffocating obligation but our motherfucking impudence!

Mark Leyner

#17. He bent down burying his face in my neck. I reached back to grab onto the iron bars behind me to hold myself up. My jacket slipped off my shoulders. I was pretty sure I was on fire and at that moment I would have sworn that bursting into flame was a glorious way to go.

Myra McEntire

#18. Getting a full-body buzz with a guy I'd just met was as weird as seeing dead people. But much more enjoyable.

Myra McEntire

#19. Everyone says we have our first African American president. Has there ever been a Jewish president? An Italian president? They don't say a damn thing about that. You think we're still fighting the Civil War or something. If you want to mention it in passing, OK. But don't dwell on it.

Monte Irvin

#20. In a sense, communications networks can be defined entirely by who has cryptographic keys, and I think a lot of networks will work that way in the future.

Whitfield Diffie

#21. You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

J. Michael Straczynski

#22. I've handed life and death back to the people who do the living and the dying.

Alfred Bester

#23. No matter what your reality looks like, you're the girl I'm in love with today, and the same girl I'll be in love with tomorrow and all the days after that. Not just because of who you are, but because of who you were.
It's all part of your story, Em. And I want to be a part of your story, too.

Myra McEntire

#24. I wanted to be alone with him. Really alone. "Maybe we should take this back to my place." He lifted his head to look at me, a strange expression on his face. I let out a nervous giggle. "That sounded better in my head."
"It sounded pretty damn good out of it.

Myra McEntire

#25. Unbelief is the greatest of sins.

Thomas Aquinas

#26. It sure is a pleasure not having Flume around in the mess hall any more. No more of that 'Pass the salt, Walt.'"
"Or 'Pass the bread, Fred.'"
"Or 'Shoot me a beet, Pete.

Joseph Heller

#27. If your going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.

J. Michael Straczynski

#28. In production, in the first couple of weeks of production, that it was more like making an internet musical.

Joss Whedon

#29. Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package. He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away.
I loved that he left crazy off the list.
I loved it even more that he would never think to add it.

Myra McEntire

#30. Aren't I supposed to be brave, fearless? Isn't that what the world expects?"
"Screw what the world expects. Think about all the things you've faced. You cracked, but you didn't break. You're still standing. I'd call that fearless. You've already conquered so much.

Myra McEntire