Top 7 Mewis Duct Quotes
#1. Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.
Casey Wilson
#2. In trying to be memorable, you wind up sounding unspeakably queer
David Sedaris
#3. I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do, I griped.
Stephenie Meyer
#4. Don't worry about planning every step of your life.
Rick Wagoner
#5. I often question your actions, but rarely your reasoning. And this isn't one of those rare instances.
Sherry Thomas
#7. EXPLOSIVE IN MY COAT POCKET - THE VARIETY THEY CALL BLACK IRISH. TWELVE POUNDS IS ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WITHIN A THIRD OF A MILE AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO EXPLODE THE JETPORT FUEL STORAGE TANKS. IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
Richard Bachman