Mesolithic Time Quotes

#1. I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

Jim Stafford

#2. Children don't need beating. They need love and encouragement. They need fathers to whom they can look with respect rather than fear. Above all, they need example.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#3. If you are open with someone, he will be open with you. If you want love from someone, give your love to him. If you want kind and sympathetic behavior from someone, be kind and sympathetic to him ...

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#4. Fear is the vehicle in which love can do its worst.

Phil Volatile

#5. Grandma's Advice to Girls [10w]
Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete.

Beryl Dov

#6. In business as in life, sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes good things happen to bad people. But over time, if you play long enough, everybody gets what he deserves.. good and bad.

Jeffrey R. Immelt

#7. A brain you can convince, a simpleton you have to persuade.

Curt Goetz

#8. I mean, that is a mop of real hair. He has hair like a 15-year-old ... and so, I have to acknowledge I am a little envious of his hair.

Harry Reid

#9. I think a lot of high-profile artists like to make people think that. 'Oh, I'm trying to choose my next project.' This is a job. Sometimes your next job is so you can provide for your family; your kids are 16 and getting ready to go to college.

Michael Cudlitz

#10. I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

Mike Tice

#11. God, who winds up our sundials ...

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#12. Even when 20 years have passed, bring your kids when you come to cheer us on.

Jaejoong

#13. Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom.

Benjamin Franklin