Merv Williams Quotes

#1. I will bear any thing you can inflict upon me with Patience, even to the laying down of my Life, to shew my Obedience to you in other Cases; but I cannot be patient, I cannot be passive, when my Virtue is at Stake!

Samuel Richardson

#2. A strong emotion, especially if experienced for the first time, leaves a vivid memory of the scene where it occurred.

Algernon Blackwood

#3. Our friends are generally ready to do everything for us, except the very thing we wish them to do.

William Hazlitt

#4. ...tales in search of an excuse for their telling.

John Van Maanen

#5. There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

Marilyn Monroe

#6. Things like nuclear holocaust. Or carbon monoxide poisoning. Or having to leave the house and interact with people who weren't my mother.

Jenny Lawson

#7. Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he's a lover.

Joe Abercrombie

#8. They try to thrive. To multiply. To make murder a method of management.

William H Gass

#9. I've got places to be and things to do,

Danielle Monsch