Mellick Quotes

#1. Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.

Cory Doctorow

#2. Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Christopher Moore

#3. That is the moral of this story, kids. No matter how many people try to stomp on your happiness, you have the power to do whatever you want with your life.

Carlton Mellick III

#4. Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness that religions can cause.

Carlton Mellick III

#5. [he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met?

Carlton Mellick III

#6. People try to build their identity around external things such as appearance and the clothes at the expense of neglecting the inner values of who they really are

Sunday Adelaja

#7. No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.

Terry Goodkind

#8. You have to write down what you really want to do in this life and then you have to write down what you have to do every day to achieve the goal

Sunday Adelaja

#9. Stephanie's vaginal teeth scrape against him as she makes love to him. Kevin cringes as she presses her messy head wound against his cheek. He doesn't enjoy the sex. It feels like he's getting a really bad blowjob from a girl with big teeth and a small mouth.

Carlton Mellick III

#10. When I say something like "back when I was in high school," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school.

Carlton Mellick III

#11. To stand against the enemy is to rest in what Jesus has already done.

Pedro Okoro

#12. But we were madly in love! I didn't even consider leaving her because of her ghost vagina. She meant everything to me. I loved her this much! (That means infinitely).

Carlton Mellick III

#13. The world is still new ... it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short ... our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn't had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality.

Carlton Mellick III

#14. Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest.

Thomas John Barnardo

#15. Sad people are too sad to do anything but drink brandy and sleep all day.

Carlton Mellick III

#16. Day dreaming is actually research for the next book.

Val Richards

#17. Stacy just watches her body in amazement as the hand clutches onto her leg and pulls. Another hand emerges and grabs her other thigh, trying to pull itself out of there.

Carlton Mellick III

#18. Desperate times call for slutty measures.

Elizabeth Good

#19. My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.

Mike Myers

#20. I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn't mind laying over a mountain to inject my whale-sized shank through its front entrance, knocking the doorman out of the way and flooding the lobby once I am finished with her.

Carlton Mellick III

#21. I bet He's only sad for the part of me that belonged to Him.

Carlton Mellick III

#22. Like a grindhouse version of Grimm's Fairy Tales, Wallwork's fiction is smart, innovative, and a hell of a lot of fun.

Carlton Mellick III

#23. Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

Mark Twain

#24. The God of this planet was not worth the religion.

Carlton Mellick III

#25. Under our Constitution, military leaders have no choice but to endorse the president's decision after giving him their best advice.

Robert Kagan

#26. Nowhere and oblivion were completely different things/places to Richard Stein. For
him, oblivion is when something goes into nothing and nowhere is the place where
something can come out of nothing.

Carlton Mellick III

#27. I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

Mo Rocca

#28. We do not always need to "understand" or interpret dreams to receive their gifts to heart and soul. Rather, we can circumambulate them, respect them, let their images feed our imaginations and lead us onward, just as a glimpse of ocean or lake renews and orients and refreshes us on a long drive.

Jill Mellick

#29. My thinking-of-kitties smile!

Carlton Mellick III

#30. You inability to reconstruct past beliefs will inevitably cause you to underestimate the extent to which you were surprised by past events.

Daniel Kahneman

#31. And luck in this town lasted only about as long as a scoop of rainbow sherbet on a summer afternoon.

Carlton Mellick III

#32. They say behind mountains are more mountains.

Edwidge Danticat