Mcneely Quotes

#1. You have to have a revelation of God's will and pursue it in order to fulfill it in your life.

Paul Silway

#2. CBS is proud to have been the home of David Letterman since 1993. He is truly one of the great talents of our time, and we hope things work out.

Leslie Moonves

#3. The foolishness of faith is the winning ticket in life

David Oyedepo

#4. A hero is not know by the number of battles he has won, but rather by the kind of battles he chooses to fight.

Tonny K. Brown

#5. When I started out in public life there used to be a saying we'd hear from time to time, that every man who runs for public office will claim that he was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands. Well, my mother knew better. And she made sure I did too.

William J. Clinton

#6. Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.

Scott McNeely

#7. Every time we lose a species webreak a life chain which has evolved over 3.5 billion years.

Jeff McNeely

#8. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Scott McNeely

#9. If he is satisfied with only regretting me, when he might have obtained my affections and hand, I shall soon cease to regret him at all.

Jane Austen

#10. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.

Scott McNeely

#11. You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing, and dance, and write poems, and suffer, and understand, for all that is life.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#12. I don't want no lies, I don't watch TV. I don't waste my time, won't read a magazine.

Madonna Ciccone

#13. I didn't ask for your help," I muttered, too exhausted to properly argue. "So fuck you."
An alarm bell went off in my head and I bit back a sigh. I swore I sensed the mischievous grin that inevitably crossed his lips.
"I already did you."
It was going to be a long drive.

Natasha McNeely

#14. A girl was riding the elevator down to the lobby. The elevator stopped on the tenth floor and a totally cute boy walked in. She farted. Thinking fast on her feet she said, "Cool ringtone, isn't it? Want me to send it to you?

Scott McNeely

#15. Q: Why did the teacher jump into the lake? A: She wanted to test the waters.

Scott McNeely