Top 5 Scott McNeely Quotes
#1. Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.
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#2. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.
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#3. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.
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#4. A girl was riding the elevator down to the lobby. The elevator stopped on the tenth floor and a totally cute boy walked in. She farted. Thinking fast on her feet she said, "Cool ringtone, isn't it? Want me to send it to you?
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#5. Q: Why did the teacher jump into the lake? A: She wanted to test the waters.
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