Top 100 Mcmahon Quotes
#1. I don't have a sidekick - no Ed McMahon. So when I go out there, I'm lonely. It's scary.
Carson Daly
#2. That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!
Vince McMahon
#3. I'm loyal to a fault - even though I've been to hell and back with Vince McMahon, I would never to do anything to hurt him. But it's also survival of the fittest out there.
Hulk Hogan
#4. Political consultants are pugilists, masters in the dark art of negativity. Which is why it's surprising to hear Democrats such as Steve McMahon and Republicans like Rich Galen urging their presidential candidates to be more, well, positive.
Ron Fournier
#5. I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
Roddy Piper
#6. When we got down to the Super Bowl in '85, against the Patriots, we're down there on the field checking things out. This helicopter flies overhead, probably taking pictures, and McMahon just moons it. He mooned the helicopter from the field.
William Perry
#7. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena
CM Punk
#8. There was a bit of a comparison that Bret was making between Vince McMahon and my dad. He looked up to Vince as a dad and stuff, and it was a shame to see the whole thing end the way it did.
Owen Hart
#10. McMahon predicted that "total power in the hands of total evil will equal destruction." The
Eric Schlosser
#11. Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it
Stone Cold Steve Austin
#12. I've been asked to do 'American Idol' and 'X Factor.' I'm an Ed McMahon kind of girl. 'Star Search?' I'm in, all day long. It felt more authentic, and the market wasn't oversaturated with karaoke contests.
Pink
#13. I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.
CM Punk
#14. I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
Jerry Lawler
#15. It's very hard to step into a job when people are just dismissing you as a pretty face, and saying you got your job only because your surname is McMahon.
Julian McMahon
#16. Vince McMahon is one of the greatest storytellers of all time, but WWE's not striving for the kind of innovation it's capable of.
Gary Vaynerchuk
#17. I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the Kurt Angle character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.
Kurt Angle
#19. Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
#21. I didn't want Vince McMahon to be upset if the shots looked too good and take it out on Hogan! Hulk thanked me for "thinking in the right direction"... I took about 35 photos, and then Linda took one of Hulk and me together that I have never used in any magazine.
Bill Apter
#22. I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation.
Andrew McMahon
#23. There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family ... and that's me!
Stephanie McMahon
#24. Years later I saw McMahon in a St. Louis hotel lobby and explained the situation to him, but he shrugged it off as "No big thing, Bill." He was already a multi-millionaire and at this point, that show meant little him, if anything at all.
Bill Apter
#25. Vince McMahon said alright, we're going to call you the Blue Blazer.
Owen Hart
#26. Storytelling is the game. It's what we all do. It's why Nike is Nike, it's why Apple is Apple, it's why Walt Disney built Disney World and it's why Vince McMahon makes a billion dollars.
Gary Vaynerchuk
#27. First of all, Vince McMahon doesn't argue - he tells you!
Ric Flair
#29. I can say for the first time that I am not afraid, and while this is a feeling that can undoubtedly change with time, I feel cradled by this universe and the immense love that comes from it.
Andrew McMahon
#30. And you shouldn't choose to care about someone. There shouldn't be a time and a place for it. Either you do or you don't. Don't try." He looks off. "There can be falseness in trying to do something that should come naturally to people.
Celia Mcmahon
#31. I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.
Vince McMahon
#32. You don't have to push or pull or fight or win, the struggle is illusory. Sometimes or rather, all times, you just have to be.
Andrew McMahon
#33. I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
Vince McMahon
#34. Oh my God! Sam said again, his voice shaking. I've given birth to something inhuman, Phoebe thought. A lamprey with row after row of teeth.
Jennifer McMahon
#35. I can pick a liar from a lineup of thieves and slanderers: the best of the best. I was hoping you would not resist the information we need but I must ask you now to answer my question truthfully and to choose your next words wisely. What does the key open?
Celia Mcmahon
#36. It was ME, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!
Shane McMahon
#37. One exercise I always do when I'm getting to know a character is ask her to tell me her secrets. Sit down with a pen and paper, and start with, 'I never told anybody ... ' and go from there, writing in the voice of your character.
Jennifer McMahon
#38. Poetry taught me a great deal about language and images, but when it came to plotting, I was stumped. It's been very much a learn-by-doing thing for me.
Jennifer McMahon
#39. Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.
Jim McMahon
#40. The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
Vince McMahon
#41. Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.
Vince McMahon
#42. Reggie's earliest memory of her mother began with her mother balancing an egg on its end and ended with Reggie losing her left ear.
Jennifer McMahon
#43. That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.
Vince McMahon
#44. But in a game, you have a pocket forming, your vision is better and - at least for me - I just get a better feel for what I'm doing.
Stephanie McMahon
#45. The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.
Vince McMahon
#46. Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness - I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time.
Jennifer McMahon
#48. I think anybody has, regardless of your gender, we all have equal value if you have value to bring and value to provide, you just have to be willing to use your voice.
Stephanie McMahon
#49. Reggie smiled. 'You haven't changed at all.' Tara took another pile of clothing from her bag and gave Reggie a sly grin from over the top of it. 'Do any of us really?
Jennifer McMahon
#50. A lot of brands just push messages out on social media, but that's not what social is about.
Stephanie McMahon
#51. I consider myself a person like everyone else, and I take my time writing my records because I feel like it captures more of who I am. You have a much greater chance of hitting on themes and points ... that could play into someone else's life in a larger way.
Andrew McMahon
#52. I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.
Vince McMahon
#53. The minimum wage now in our country, I think we've set that, so there are a lot of people have benefited from it in our country, but I think we ought to review how much it ought to be, and whether or not we ought to have increases in the minimum wage.
Linda McMahon
#54. You have to think about the WWE as soap operas.
Linda McMahon
#55. The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
Ed McMahon
#56. If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME ... and the nWo.
Vince McMahon
#57. Everything was very specific and very fitted. I can't tell you what we went through for this job in regards to full body scans and the prosthetic process that you go through and all that kind of stuff, but everything was done very specifically to fit you perfectly.
Julian McMahon
#58. Everyone makes mistakes. If everyone fell into the sand after making a mistake we would never get anywhere. We'd all be washed away in the sea, lost forever. Do you understand?
Celia Mcmahon
#59. In the real world of competition, the players want to compete and they want to compete at the very highest level.
Vince McMahon
#60. Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.
Vince McMahon
#61. I don't care what your politics are, but I do suggest you pay attention to the next election and go out and vote. It doesn't matter; you can believe whatever you want to believe, but this is the time everybody should be paying a lot of attention.
Andrew McMahon
#62. We're going to be treated very poorly, I think that goes with the territory, and you have to get over it, get beyond it and know who you are among your peers and especially among your family when you look in the mirror.
Vince McMahon
#63. God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Ed McMahon
#64. Social is about engaging, it's about a conversation, it's about listening and then responding, it's an ongoing conversation with our fan base.
Stephanie McMahon
#67. And, as Rhonda told the story, she thought: this is how the past gets passed down. This is how memories are made. Half-invented, embellished, given a touch of whimsy.
Jennifer McMahon
#68. Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!
Vince McMahon
#69. Sometimes a butterfly is not just a butterfly. This is what Oma taught me. You know the worst thing I learned from her? You can be a monster and not even know you are one. They look like us. They think they are us. But really, they've got a monster hiding inside.
Jennifer McMahon
#70. In all honesty, I didn't love reading when I was a kid. I'd rather be running around in the woods or doing my best to scare the pants off all the children in the neighborhood by pretending my house was haunted or making them play Bloody Mary in the bathroom.
Jennifer McMahon
#71. 'Monday Night Football' is a competitor to 'Monday Night Raw.'
Stephanie McMahon
#72. I like to watch people have fun and then trip them while they're doing so.
Andrew McMahon
#73. Tracer was a good guy, but Ruthie didn't understand how one individual could smoke the amount of pot he did and still function.
Jennifer McMahon
#74. I watch the back of Abel's head for a moment before opening the door. Coming to him was the right thing to do, it always was. Abel is my other half. If ever there was someone to release me of a weak heart, it would be him.
Celia Mcmahon
#75. Do me a favor - right now, today, start a list of all your crazy obsessions, the things that get your heart pumping, that wake you up in the middle of the night. Put it above your desk and use it to guide you, to jumpstart your writing each and every day.
Jennifer McMahon
#76. My father knew my husband long before I ever did. He actually always says that he loved him first ... there really was this wonderful respect and admiration between the two of them before I even came into the picture.
Stephanie McMahon
#77. Late at night, I train after I put my kids to bed because putting my kids to bed is very important to me. I have three daughters; they are 8, 6, and soon to be 4. So I train after they go to bed.
Stephanie McMahon
#78. I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.
Vince McMahon
#79. I can't. If I do, I will second guess myself and nothing would get done. I'd stay in one place. I'd let my fear get me.
Celia Mcmahon
#80. I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.
Vince McMahon
#81. I begin to cry as my walls of my resolve break down. I don't know how long I can hold on. The pain is horrid and I curl into myself wrestling with a wish to die and a wish to live. Both have their perks. Only one will release me from this agony.
Celia Mcmahon
#82. You know, it's always fun to play the bad guy at the end of the day.
Julian McMahon
#83. I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.
Vince McMahon
#84. I'd say without a doubt I've had the most sex scenes in any television show, ever. Last season I did eight sex scenes in one day - I haven't topped that yet.
Julian McMahon
#85. People often ask if my books should be read in any particular order, but they're all standalone novels, so picking up any one of them would be fine.
Jennifer McMahon
#86. She places the orders for cases of frozen meat, huge cans of wax beans. She makes sure they stay
Jennifer McMahon
#87. Now go. Leaving quickly is the best thing you can do. Don't think about it, don't look back, and don't think that what's behind you is better than what's in front because it's not. Not in the very least, Hannah.
Celia Mcmahon
#88. It's unfortunate, you know, that you can't change people's - habits, their personal habits.
Linda McMahon
#89. As my future crumbled before my eyes, I grasped for the rope. My entire life's struggle was ending here, in plain view of my enemies. How was it possible? Had had I let things come to this?
Tony McMahon
#90. For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you." - Cecilia & The Satelite
Andrew McMahon
#91. Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.
Ed McMahon
#92. There was a time ... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
Ed McMahon
#95. I was seeing the world, and it turned out to be a lonely place.
Tyler Mcmahon
#96. It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.
Vince McMahon
#97. But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.
Vince McMahon
#98. The road to paradise and damnation both look the same," Lord Yupos says softly. He sniffs in harshly as if trying to clear every bit of sadness from his nostrils. He looks at me now. "They are easily mistaken for the other.
Celia Mcmahon
#99. Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.
Ed McMahon
#100. I absolutely love writing about the things that scare me, the things that keep me up at night. I don't quite know why. Perhaps because so many things do scare me, and this is my subconscious way of trying to exercise some control over things that go bump in the night!
Jennifer McMahon
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