Mcgough Quotes

#1. McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.
McGough: Really? When?
Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

Graham Chapman

#2. You will put on a dress of guilt and shoes with broken high ideals.

Roger McGough

#3. There's the moon trying to look romanticMoon's too old that's her troubleAren't we all?

Roger McGough

#4. I know your soul. Everything else is just an ornament.

Roshani Chokshi

#5. The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

Roger McGough

#6. Yes, you can feel very alone as a poet and you sometimes think, is it worth it? Is it worth carrying on? But because there were other poets, you became part of a scene. Even though they were very different writers, it made it easier because you were together.

Roger McGough

#7. By thus keeping one pace ahead of myself I need never catch up with the truth.

Roger McGough

#8. Do people who wave at trains Wave at the driver, or at the train itself? Or, do people who wave at trains Wave at the passengers? Those hurtling strangers, The unidentifiable flying faces?

Roger McGough

#9. Whereas with poetry no one has to show anybody really, and you don't have to tell anyone you're doing it.

Roger McGough

#10. If the heart bleeds love, bare it,
If the martyr's crown fits, wear it.

Roger McGough

#11. People can put their best poems straight onto the web.

Roger McGough

#12. If I decide to be indecisive, that's my decision.

Roger McGough

#13. Superman's scourge is kryptonite. Fear's kryptonite is laughter.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#14. So it's off with the shellsuit and on with the Armanis,
Bring out the champagne and the caviar sarnies

Roger McGough

#15. We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.

Roger McGough

#16. I was put off by people at school - my cabbage wasn't as good as other people's, you know, so that put me off.

Roger McGough

#17. Let me die a youngman's death not a clean and in-between- the-sheets, holy-water death.

Roger McGough

#18. The friend who understands you, creates you.

Romain Rolland

#19. Noone knows and noone sees
we lovers doing what we please
but people stop and point at these
ten milk bottles a-turning into cheese

Roger McGough

#20. I could never begin a poem: 'When I am dead' In case it tempted Fate, and Fate gave way.

Roger McGough

#21. I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems.

Roger McGough

#22. If I do a poetry reading I want people to walk out and say they feel better for having been there - not because you've done a comedy performance but because you're talking about your father dying or having young children, things that touch your soul.

Roger McGough

#23. Writing is not an exercise in excision, it's a journey into sound.

E.B. White

#24. Everyday I think about dying About disease, starvation, violence, terrorism, war, the end of the world. It helps keep my mind off things.

Roger McGough

#25. I wish the word whimsical wasn't used now.

Roger McGough

#26. Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!' Teddy says. 'You know, like mould. You can't get mould growing on mould, can you? It'd be like a weird incestuous fungal party.

Skye Melki-Wegner

#27. The general at the radar screenRubbed his hands with glee,And grinning pressed the buttonAnd started world war three.

Roger McGough

#28. And I don't believe that women can successfully have it all. I really don't.

Lara Flynn Boyle