Mcchesney Martin Quotes

#1. I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

Hubert Green

#2. We can't do everything at once, but, by God, we can do something at once! Changing

Andy Andrews

#3. Gentlemen," returned Mr. Micawber, "do with me as you will! I am a straw upon the surface of the deep, and am tossed in all directions by the elephants- I beg your pardon; I should have said the elements.

Charles Dickens

#4. A glass of wine will taste better after reading a positive review of it,

Dan Ariely

#5. Our purpose is to lean against the winds of deflation or inflation, whichever way they are blowing.

William McChesney Martin

#6. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

Mike Tyson

#7. I want people to feel inspired to reach out and be inclusive and supportive of others in their community who might be facing any kind of challenge, whether it is a health issue or a disability.

Avril Lavigne

#8. When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always was, "If she did, I can too."

Rosie O'Donnell

#9. He is not angry now; knives are not angry. He is not tearful now; knives are not tearful. He is simply sharp and keen and inevitable.

Clive Barker

#10. The Federal Reserve ... is in the position of the chaperone who has ordered the punch bowl removed just when the party was really warming up.

William McChesney Martin

#11. How could one doubt that the order in which one was picked for the softball team was anything but concurrent with the order in which Life would be handing out favors?

Lucy Grealy

#12. What's good for the United States is good for the New York Stock Exchange. But what's good for the New York Stock Exchange might not be good for the United States.

William McChesney Martin

#13. But it is not regressive to surrender to our feminine selves. It's the most progressive line if development because it honors, instead of represses, our emotions.

Marianne Williamson

#14. None of the affections have been noted to fascinate and bewitch but envy.

Francis Bacon

#15. Too many of our prejudices are like pyramids upside down. They rest on tiny, trivial incidents, but they spread upward and outward until they fill our minds.

William McChesney Martin

#16. Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.

Louise Rennison

#17. True sacrifice is the offering of self so that God can realize the power of creativity, compassion and friendship in and through your life.

Keith Ward

#18. If we say it long enough eventually we're going to reap a harvest. We're going to get exactly what we're saying.

Joel Osteen