Maxi Pads Quotes

#1. Can you take me back into town?" I say. "I can't get my voicemails."
"Why don't you calm down, D-Dub. I know you're menstruating, but everything's going to be fine. Once we get inside, I'll explain all about maxi pads, personal hygiene and the feel of a man's penis.

Victoria Scott

#2. If the church looked at what he bought, they'd certainly wonder. He was doctoring animals for Miss Mary was the planned excuse. He tried to think like a woman in the toiletry aisle, trying to remember what they used that men didn't. How the hell would he justify a pack of maxi-pads?

Lucian Bane

#3. Day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so ... I ignored it for a few hours.

Tina Fey

#4. I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Adam Carolla

#5. (Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.) Today

Rainbow Rowell

#6. Darkness is a kind of visual silence, and monks love it.

Matthew Kelty

#7. There has been an unwise and spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to grow a goatee, hence a fluffy little tuft of something or other, just underneath the centre of his lower lip, that any mother would want to rub off with a bit of spit.

Nick Hornby

#8. And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.

Kurt Vonnegut

#9. Socialism will be here the day we share our profits to the degree we share our failures.

Malcolm Forbes

#10. Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

Jeff Stelling

#11. Adrian was like a sexy, scary Mary Poppins.

Temple West

#12. Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don't get it; girls don't want to see boys kiss.

Dominique Swain

#13. It is a world of impulse. It is a world of sincerity. It is a world in which every word spoken speaks just to that moment, every glance given has only one meaning, each touch has no past or no future, each kiss is a kiss of immediacy.

Alan Lightman

#14. Your children are going through life with their eyes closed, so YOU'RE the one who has to steer.

Jennifer Senior

#15. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, - Angels alone that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.

Richard Lovelace

#16. But his big, round music, after all, is too breathy to last.

Mary Oliver