Max Shulman Quotes

#1. You cannot teach today the same way you did yesterday to prepare students for tomorrow.

John Dewey

#2. Organic chemistry is the study of organs; inorganic chemistry is the study of the insides of organs.

Max Shulman

#3. Conscious humility is the decision to live from our hearts.

Molly Friedenfeld

#4. The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion.

John Maynard Keynes

#5. The nature of strategy consists of always having, even with a weaker army, more forces at the point of attack or at the point where one is being attacked than the enemy.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#6. When a legislature undertakes to proscribe the exercise of a citizen's constitutional rights it acts lawlessly and the citizen can take matters into his own hands and proceed on the basis that such a law is no law at all.

William O. Douglas

#7. We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters.

Cornel West

#8. Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It's time we gave this some thought.

R. Buckminster Fuller

#9. Eminem's rhyme patterns are super dope and he can squeeze a million words in a couple bars. Crazy creative. His voice changes alot though.

Chamillionaire

#10. There are twenty-four characters in this book named Max. Let there be an end to this silly business of authors never giving their own names to characters in their novels. False modesty, faugh!

Max Shulman

#11. I'm not stupid, I know your heart's involved in this and I've never, not once in all the time you've known me, given you the idea that I won't handle it with care.

Kristen Ashley