Maurice Minnifield Quotes

#1. Why? Why is it has to be this, why not the other way round? Is there a simpler way? What can I do with this? Ask yourself all sorts of questions.

Jack W.

#2. You can never get a true measure of a person - you can never fully understand yourself, even - because life is always throwing new things at us.

K.M. Shea

#3. I miss your cock when it's not around. And the rest of you isn't half bad, either

Jessica Scott

#4. Young people live exactly today ... and they live in the immediacy of their world. And it's important for us, people from older generations to realize that a lot of our values, a lot of our truths are no longer truths, are no longer valuable.

Walter Mosley

#5. It was like the first time I visited Versailles. There was an eerieness, like I'd been there before. I don't know if I was Louis XIV or Marie Antoinette or a lowly groundskeeper, but I lived there.

Maurice Minnifield

#6. The secret is not to write about what you love best, but about what you, alone, love at all.

Annie Dillard

#7. Yeah, isn't it? Life's a bitch and then one stabs you.

Jeaniene Frost

#8. Quitting internet porn is the equivalent of removing refined sugar or trans-fats from your diet. It is simply the elimination of a form of entertainment that no one had until recently, and everyone got along without.

Anonymous

#9. Don't you think women would be happier if Layla had a whole chorus about Eric Clapton watching Patti Boyd trying to climb over a park fence, pissed, in order to retrieve a shoe she threw in there, for a bet?

Caitlin Moran